You Might Be A Preacher If...
10. You've ever dreamed that you were preaching only to awaken and discover that you are.
09. You've ever asked for a clergy discount at a garage sale.
08. You get your home and church address mixed up.
07. You get paid weakly.
06. You've checked your fly as you stood for an opening prayer.
05. When you talk to people it always has a happy ending - everyone is happy it ended.
04. You suffer weekly form P.M.S. (Pre-Message Syndrome).
03. You've fantasized about re-baptizing a deacon.
02. Instead of getting "ticked off" you get "grieved in your spirit".
01. You've secretly wanted the worship team to drench you with Gatorade after a particularly good sermon.
